Issue Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!