How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)