How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Krautfunding.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Hide their trainers.

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Covers tracks