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How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.