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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill