What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!