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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.