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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.