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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.