What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.