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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!