What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".