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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!