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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.