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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.