Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate