What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift