What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!