What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!