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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window