What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.