Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.