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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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He wanted a Trigger warning.

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Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.