He didn't want no scrubs
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Everything's gonna be all white.
Because he cauterize.
His medical license was doctored.
Suture self!
A surgeon.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Oops
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
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The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
It needed a root canal.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.
God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
Because he doesn't exist.
Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation
Duty. Honor.
Cause he been solo.
Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.
Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
Ur-ine!
