He didn't want no scrubs
Everything's gonna be all white.
Because he cauterize.
His medical license was doctored.
Suture self!
A surgeon.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
Silicone Valley
Breast implants.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Special branch.
He worked for a special branch.
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
I've never had a lintel on my chest.
PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
He got the sack.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
