Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.