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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men