What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"