What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"