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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.