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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.