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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.