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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.