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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!