Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

How many women does it take... to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard