Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.