Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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Get off me, homes!

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Lucy

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.