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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.