How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!