How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable