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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Semi Jokes More Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....