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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Semi Jokes More Semi Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.