Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi