Semi Jokes

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Nudist Beach Jokes More Nudist Beach Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

Militia Etheridge Jokes More Militia Etheridge Jokes

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.