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Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

Militia Etheridge Jokes More Militia Etheridge Jokes

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat