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Semi Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What do black people drive?

House prices down

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin