Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....