Retard Jokes

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Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Flame Retardant Jokes More Flame Retardant Jokes