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Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame