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Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Retarded Kid Jokes More Retarded Kid Jokes