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Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf