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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears