Being normal.
Walking
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
It gets blown to
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
KFC isnt open on holidays.
Pump-kin
Coconuts have hair
Bernie Sanders
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
A peg leg.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.