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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Reptile Disfunction Jokes More Reptile Disfunction Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Flame Retardant Jokes More Flame Retardant Jokes
Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!