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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

Flame Retardant Jokes More Flame Retardant Jokes