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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.