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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.