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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers