What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

How do you find and old man in the dark?

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers