What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!