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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.