What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese