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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.