What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi