What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.