What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.