How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.