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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.