How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.