April Sale - 20% Off

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

A platterpuss

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...