Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.