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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

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What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be