Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you