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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.