Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
By the vote of the Erectional College...
Because they are non-voting felines!
Just for the halibut.
Eski-moos!
