Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.