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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.