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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.