Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight