Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo