What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.