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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!