George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Revolt Jokes More Revolt Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm