George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

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Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Lucas Jokes More Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.