George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone