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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

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How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.