Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!