Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.