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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.