Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.