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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan