Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.