What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!