What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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Snoop Dogg.

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A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Half a cheetah.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!