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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.