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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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A lot of countries have been inside her.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat