What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog