Half Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers