Half Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that