Half Dog Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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A cripple.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

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Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!