Half Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What is the proudest body part?

The veins

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!