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Half Dog Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05