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Half Dog Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.