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What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!