What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.