What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco