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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!