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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!