How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.