How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.