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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!