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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."