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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."