What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.