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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.