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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.