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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."