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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.