How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.