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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."