How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.