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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."