What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.