Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Because they all joined
Mariguana.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
Drop your catheter bag.
She's the one with dirty knees.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
The where petrified.
