What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

A Cankersaurus!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.