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Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!