Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling