Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

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Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.