Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why would I be mad?

Girls who are mad

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.