Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling