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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.