Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling