Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling