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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.