Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling