Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
I guess we have different genes! *knee slap*... I'll see myself to the door
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
They both contain locked up loonies!
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
