Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Because he was born in a barn.
When its ajar
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Because he is 2 square.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
