Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere