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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.