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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.