Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere