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Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.