Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Orlando Jokes More Orlando Jokes

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade