Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.