Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.