What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.