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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.