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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.