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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.