What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.