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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!