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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.