What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack