What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!